You don't wana be in his shoes!
Up till now all d posts have been written by me - guns..RD and yaz are too busy , so im keeping things live and kicking around here..Anyways, its our 2nd year in college..RD had bought new sports shoes , it was advertised and publicised vehemently by RD himself ..he wud strut around in the big woodland shoes , showing guys how solid it looked.Even if he dint tell anyone he had new shoes on , everyone would have noticed coz the shoes made him half a feet taller , but anyways..life is good for RD , but he failed to realise one thing ..and i realised it the hard way..i was at home , back after a gruelling game of basketball , and a common friend Himanshu , was also with me ..RD entered the house and as soon as he took off his shoes , WHAMM , there was such a foul smell , it hit me n himanshu like a freight truck ..We couldnt breathe , and RD as alyways was normal and was asking us , WHY the long face brothers?? Damn it , we shouted at him to go wash his feet , and that the smell was enuff to kill the entire population of a small city!! he obediently went , washed up and came out smiling , thinkin he had emerged the victor in the battle between him and "THE SMELL" ..but alas , that was not to be..it still persisted ..Himanshu and i pushed him inside the bathroom , he again obediently washed his feet and came out ..no improvement ..this happened around 7 times..RD was frustrated and so was I ..i couldnt share my flat with a guy whose feet smelt like THAT ! my life expectancy would be reduced by half if were to stay in that house any longer! thus himanshu and i did the most practical thing we could do - we locked RD inside the bathroom :) ..We ordered RD , till the time the smell doesnt go , u dont get out..after just 2 minutes, RD roared from inside with a resounding "YESSS" ..i opened the door with a handkerchief over my nose..i would have preferred a gas mask , but i had to make do ..anyways , the door opened , and finally , "THE SMELL" , was gone ..Himanshu was teary eyed , it was too emotional a moment for him , killing a foe so formidable.:) ..but now , to my utter dismay , i could smell the overwhelming fragrance of the new and very expensive shampoo that i had bought for myself , and the empty bottle was rolling on the floor..i looked at RD and he ran out of the house , WITHOUT wearing the new shoes , mind you ..:) .
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