Rd and i were sitting in the faculty room one fine day .the faculty was out and there werent any signs of her returning , for another 45 minutes..since we were'nt keen on studying or attending class, we were just sitting there , when RD noticed the phone..RD tried calling his friends up , living abraod , but sadly there was no ISD facility ..but anyways , both of us had lotsa friends we could call and talk to , and so we used the resources given by our college to the maximum ..come on , its OUR college yar ! anyways, after chatting away for almost an hour ,and after getting reaquainted with friends we had completely ,lost touch wid ,
the prankster in us awakened...

i have been to the police station lotsa times, and NO THERES NO CRIMINAL RECORD AGAINST ME..its just wid friends when sumthing gets stolen AND NO I WAS NOT THE WHO STOLE, or when my wallet got picked , or other random things, and obviously i was not the accused in any ..but anyways , i had observed the way the policemen spoke , in a gruff scary voice mostly..it had a sort of effect , that even the most confident man , would lose half his confidence hearing the way they spoke..i sumtimes spoke like them , in front of my friends , just for fun ..it was time to see how effective it really was ..RD and i called up a common friend SID , who was absent that day ..

this was the conversation that took place :-

guns- haalo , hmmmm( almost a grunt )

Sid - yes

guns - abe angrezi jhaad raha hai!itni badi galti , upar se angrezi ???

Sid- kaun hai tu ?? ( getting aggressive)

guns- mera naam hai TRIPATHI . sector xyz thaane mein baithta hoon ..

sid- .....

guns- ke ho gaya ? angreji , hindi , kuch na boli jaa rahi thare se??

sid - bhaisaab aapne fone kyun kiya ??

guns - je baat .. bohot badi galti kar de tune beta ...bohot badi galti !!

sid - sir jee kya kar diya maine??

guns- yeh bhi main he bataoon ??? haain???

sid - sar main toh baccha hoon , padhne likhne wala ..

guns- baccha hoke itni badi galti!! thari harkat bacchon wali to NAA hai ..

guns - chal bete jaldi bata kahaan hai tu ?

sid- bhaisahab , bohot badi galti ho gai ..

guns- na beta na ..chal , aisa hai ..tu aaja , thaane .sector xyz thaane .

sid - nai bhaiya .nai..

guns- NAI ?? main aaon tujhe DHARNE ?? HAAAIN ??? ghana choudhary bann raha hai ke?? ghar aa jain tere ??? HAAAIN??

sid- .....

and that was it ..neither me , nor RD could control ourselves any longer and we burst out laughing .. and when my voice returned to normal , Sid realised it was me .and just then our faculty came in , so we put the fone down , just in time..she kept asking us why we looked so happy and why there was a perpetual smile on our faces ..

Sid called me on my number sumtime later and confessed he was flabbergasted .he was a great sport and was suggesting us victims for the next prank and was offering his help ..then RD asked him " aisi kya bohot badi galti kari hai tune " ..tell us also , or will u only tell TRIPATHI ??
he still hasnt given us an answer ..