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Continuing from where I left off. The thief crossed the tracks and ran away and left me
standing on the platform ,short of breath and feeling totally stupid that I had gone through
this ordeal for nothing !! I started making my way back to my compartment, and the policemen
were still sipping tea and talking among themselves , apparently about something funny, coz
they were laughing out loud ..I looked at them with contempt but I knew my limits..at the
end of the day , they are on the right side of the law..so I restricted myself to giving
them only "the look of contempt" although "telling them they were number 1" with my finger
crossed my mind many times..:) ..when I reached the compartment, my co passengers were
waiting at the gate, and the old man asked " beta , pakda ??" ..I nodded my head in
dissent..and surprisingly , they all nodded their head in sheer
disappointment..disappointment with me that I did not catch him and that they had lost their
money!! they all retreated back to their seats , few of them murmuring that I should have
run faster and caught him ..one old man even said " main tumhari umar ka hota , toh jhat se
pakad leta"..I said " lekin aap NAHI ho, aapki umar bhaagne daudne ki nahi rahi".i was
already quite pissed and my curt reply kinda quietened him...
Anyways , the journey started, it was damn hot..the peak of summer, in a 2nd class
compartment, packed with people , is not at all pleasant!!I dozed while sitting..I was
sitting on the side seats, meant for two people..when I woke up I found 5 people sitting
there and 6 people on the berth above..the heat was getting to me, I did not feel like
eating , coz of the stench of sweat from all these people..and to TOP that, the toilet was
malfunctioning and everything that was meant to be inside the toilet was slowly leaking out
..I tried hard to fall asleep again ,but couldn't..moreover this man sitting next to me was
slowly conquering more space on MY seat..I asked him politely " aap kahan tak jaoge ??" ..he
said something and then his face came a few inches closer to my face, cocked his head and
asked in a gruff voice " TU kidhar jaa riya hai ??" ..needless to say, the conversation was
over..this guy was not going to budge from my seat, I resigned to that fate..as time passed
by, it got hotter..the water I had bought was over..I ate a few biscuits and immediately I
felt like puking ..while I was trying to control that, these people , one after the other
started taking off their shirts coz of the heat and sat bare-chested, proper villager
style..and villagers don't use deodorants..I was giving it my all not to puke all over the
place..there was already enough filth around !!! . I went to the washbasin and put water
over my head lotsa times, but to no avail..I still felt the same..I came back to my seat,
closed my eyes and thought I should just accept these things instead of fighting them ..and
15 minutes later, if u would have walked into the compartment , u couldn't have spotted the
city boy( me ) from the folks there, coz I was sitting without my shirt , wearing a wet
"gamcha (towel)" around my head , just like those people, and talking in their tone saying "
DIlli jaa riya hoon " ..The adaptation was complete..
I've always been proud of the fact that I can adapt according to the situation, I can handle anything ! well, this ability was stretched to the limit on my journey home from Kolkata..it was the month of June, it was seething hot and I could manage only a 2nd class ticket on a 3rd class train ..being a typical south Indian, I reached the station one hour early..If you want to feel good about yourself, if u want to forget all your miseries, then come to Howrah station, there is so much poverty so much hopelessness, u'll automatically feel good about your life..I think most people who join NGO's in Kolkata , do that after witnessing the scene at this railway station!! in my case , neither am I THAT sensitive to human suffering , nor is my life so full of problems..so I just sat and observed..the train came , right on time !! I found my seat , pushing the hordes of people aside..going to the gym has its advantages :)..people travelling with me were :- 1.a vegetable seller with a huge sack , presumably full of vegetables. 2.an old man and his daughter who was a nursing mother , with a wailing child ..3.an old couple, and one look at the man and I could tell that I was not going to get any sleep at night , he looked like a typical "snorer"..big beard , moustache, beer belly..I can't sleep even if there's the slightest sound of a snore..yeah, and I'm writing about my adaptation skills..anyways .time passes by ,its been an hour more than the scheduled departure time, and the train is still sitting at the station..Suddenly a man comes, wearing the sort of uniform the train attendants wear, and says " there's some problem in the pantry..there won't be any lunch..if you want lunch , pay me right now and i'll give you a lunch packet" ..there were a few murmurings but people gave him money..for some reason ,i felt i shud eat the chips and sandwiches i had bought for lunch ..as soon as he took the money, he turned and started running..WITH THE MONEY!..now since my co passengers weren't in any condition to give him a chase ( old men and women , nursing mother, and an uninterested vegetable seller ) , they all imploringly looked at me to give him a chase, "betaaa, pakdo , chor"..fuck!! ...i started the chase, he was out of the compartment, i was still in the middle , jostling and pushing people aside and yelling "chor"..finally got out of the compartment, i could see him running in the distance, i ran after him like a lion running after deer, yelling "pakdo , chor"..i was gaining on him ..he looked back and then ran faster..there were a couple of policemen, drinking tea and while running i looked at them , pointed at the thief and yelled " chor " and they just shrugged their shoulders..with a resounding " bh*****d ", i ran faster, but then came the sucker punch ..he jumped on to the tracks and crossed over and there was a train slowly chugging into the station .. my logical brain kicked into action.."wat the hell man, it's not even MY money he is stealing .."..the chase ended..but the story hasn't..watch this space..
I had a pulsar , and RD had an Avenger.Both of us obviously knew how to ride bikes , but poor yaz always felt a little left out..Always up for motivational speeches, i made YAZ realize the importance of knowing how to ride a bike or drive a car at least ..Sometimes u do something and immediately realize u are going to regret this later, well i just felt exactly that when i told yaz to learn biking ..immediately yaz asked ME to tutor him ..i had no choice , the avenger was new and "Lado"( my bike) , was old and had already endured many wars, so one more assault by yaz could do her no harm ..i taught yaz the basics and he
picked up quite well ..one fine Sunday, we were out having lunch , when i had the brilliant idea that yaz should ride my bike home , all by himself ..Gutsy YAz agreed ..i sat behind RD and both the bikes sped off..i could hear my bike creaking and groaning under Yaz's not so expert driving and hulking physique, but i knew "Lado" could handle it .RD and i were riding in the front , on the avenger , while YAZ was following us ....it was afternoon , there was almost no traffic , no people , totally desolate , when out of the blue , we saw an amazingly beautiful girl , standing on the side of the road ,waiting to cross , her lustrous locks covering part of her face, and looking in our direction ..RD impulsively let out his patented "WOWWWW" , while i just looked on, mesmerized ..Just as our bike sped past us , she started crossing the road ..RD and I had a "faint dreamy smile" on our faces, when suddenly it struck me "Can Yaz handle this, Experienced drivers like us got so distracted , a baby
like YAZ ??".Quickly i looked back, and noticed YAz looking at the girl , his face slowly turning towards his right, his gaze following the girl,not looking at the road at all..it was like , the bike had a life of its own, yaz was just sitting on it , enjoying the view all around the bike moving all by itself..and then "CRASHHH" ..it all happened in a fraction of a second..RD stopped the bike and we both rushed to where Yaz was lying, "lado" was on the side of the road, one more scar added to her already mangled body, and yaz lying on a heap of sand, motionless..he still had his helmet on ..RD and i knew that it would take more
than just this to injure yaz seriously , but yaz was lying motionless. we ran towards him and slowly took off his helmet and YAz had the same "faint dreamy smile" ..